Thanksgiving Feast: Consumption Junction

This year for Thanksgiving pooslut will be feasting upon a can of cranberry gel goo, pumpkin puree, chocolate pudding, and a delectable vanilla cake turned brown with you guessed it, his own fresh shit.  Not only that, but he has a fresh mound from just this morning.

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Here he is.  A picture of innocence.

NomNomNom

The Spread.

Here he is having a little trouble keeping it down.  Don't worry, anything that came out went right back in.

Here is pooslut silently assessing what has become of his life.

 Until next time...

Dun Dun Dun

Well, well, well, here we are again with more important NEWS in the life of pooslut.  Here he is in all his glory.

He's been missing for the last few months because, *GASP*, he's had a girlfriend.  I know, I know...

Obviously that didn't work out in anyone's favor.

Here's a photo (censored to protect the innocent) of one of the poor girls.

Loooong story, short: pooslut is a "special" breed, and prefers covering himself in, and consuming, his own bodily waste while jerking off over PUSSY.  In fact, he also prefers things like sucking cock, drinking piss, fucking inflatable dolls, and shoving dildos and random kitchen utensils up his ass over real woman.  pooslut is in so DEEP that he's no longer able to get, much less keep, an erection in the presence of a real woman.  Hence the end of the "relationship," and inevitable blog updates chronicling his shitty adventures.

WELCOME BAAAAAAACK.