He's been missing for the last few months because, *GASP*, he's had a girlfriend. I know, I know...
Obviously that didn't work out in anyone's favor.
Here's a photo (censored to protect the innocent) of one of the poor girls.
Loooong story, short: pooslut is a "special" breed, and prefers covering himself in, and consuming, his own bodily waste while jerking off over PUSSY. In fact, he also prefers things like sucking cock, drinking piss, fucking inflatable dolls, and shoving dildos and random kitchen utensils up his ass over real woman. pooslut is in so DEEP that he's no longer able to get, much less keep, an erection in the presence of a real woman. Hence the end of the "relationship," and inevitable blog updates chronicling his shitty adventures.
WELCOME BAAAAAAACK.
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